Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole"
any style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you can never get your balls in...!!!
What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked
loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole"
any style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you can never get your balls in...!!!
What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, everything's fucked
| | He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel.
2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3)Go slow.
4) Men at work
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big?
Poorman-replied: "B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!
During sexual session the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"
Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"
Girl: "No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?'
A: Just another damn Woman.....tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.
Modern medicines: Fucknostat, Sexprazole, Sucksproxyvon, Hugglofnac, Kisstopache, Spermicidin, Breastajin, Ejaculatomol, Vaginalgin, Penisciloc, Orgasmofen.
Similarity between Viagra & Rail reservation counter? Both make you stand for 1 hour for a 2 minute job...
Love is a Gambling, Don't play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain
Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it.
Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it.
A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue So Open your mouth, Close your eyes and Give your tongue some exercise,.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Credit Goes to www.banglahotstory.blogspot.com
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