It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue wecan have another chance.
I like your style - I like your class - but most of all i like your ass.
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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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First ten will get twins
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness .
A teacher asked "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replied "feet" - coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
| | Types of arse ... (_!_) An arse (__!__) Fat arse (!) Tight arse (_?_) Dumb arse (_*_) Sore arse (_zzz_) Tired arse (_E=mc2_) Smart arse (_x_) Kiss my arse! |
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice around da head F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!.
What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<<
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
if u were a drum id bang u, if u were a pig id pork u, if u were a flower id root u, if u were a nail id screw u, but It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue wecan have another chance.
Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice around da head F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!.
What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<<
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
if u were a drum id bang u, if u were a pig id pork u, if u were a flower id root u, if u were a nail id screw u, but It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue wecan have another chance.
I like your style - I like your class - but most of all i like your ass.
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job .
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness .
A teacher asked "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replied "feet" - coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
| | Types of arse ... (_!_) An arse (__!__) Fat arse (!) Tight arse (_?_) Dumb arse (_*_) Sore arse (_zzz_) Tired arse (_E=mc2_) Smart arse (_x_) Kiss my arse! |
Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.
A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice around da head F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.
Sex is evil and evil's a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!.
What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<<
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.!
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
if u were a drum id bang u, if u were a pig id pork u, if u were a flower id root u, if u were a nail id screw u, but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing. SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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